#DesperateHousewives



I'm on Szn 4, and i can't take another second of this bullshit





Between Gabby/Susan/Lynette Idk who pisses me off more, glad, I'm coming to the closing because once I start skipping half the episode for one outcome. It's trashed, I plan to do a

deeper dive into the characters a lil later, but aunty tide after all this website work.



Susan to me ditches being a mom for any male gaze. Constistant pattern she's also miserable / unbearable asf. Her most showing times we're with that rich man; ristricting her daughter but also neglecting her at the same time. Racing between two men while her daughter basically takes care of herself. Reminds me of lorelei and Rory... It gets better as she maries mike though, and shortly hates him too :(



Gabby is too fast for her own good, spoiled and unhappy most of the time. Always itching for more, just to backspace and want less. I think seeing her attempt to be a mother was the most showing and her divorce from Carlos. Who litterally is a string tree in her storm, planted until it over. #NeedMeACarlos



Lynette has always hated her husband unfortunetly; she has 4 kids with him but Im gonna blame that on delusion and psychosis. I feel she's trauma-bonded to mothering him around. For Example When Tom got that Pizza place and told her check her balls at the door. She maybe checked em once, although the cancer slowed her down. Before, I felt she was a bossy bastard who was mean to everyone but her kids. Shes softened up much more szn 4, to leard from the grape vine that Tom leaves her szn 8. Predictable but still crazy nonetheless. Same nigga who ate a donut out the toilet dawg... #FUCKTOMMYBOY



I wanna stay at home for the first few years of motherhood to really have a hands on nurturing process. That being said if I'm any other housewife but Bri take out. Still myself funny, goofy, sarcastic but a perfectionist and a great cook. I wont stop my passionate sex to fix my hair or nothing but I found peace in her ocd cleaning cuz thats how I be frl. Not for long though her kids TORE HER OUT, they were terrible and its because she was too nice. Maybe too pushy, still rated best housewive! Rex really was supposed to be a cross dresser but im glad they aint go with that...



At first Ian fuck with Eddie, because why are you fast asf? Evb know n you fast asf, but she has grown on me as the, "Girls just wanna have Fu-Un OOO-" and I can't knock her for that. Attempting to kill herself over somebody else man was crazy, but she's been searching for love. I say Eddie often looks in the worst places, still full of fun and a unique personality. Honesty a breath of freash air compared to the rest of them. Eddie fast but not desprate, i think she a dog ass b- who looks for dog ass nigg*s



Its a new Character who was introduced (SZN4) who has a bunch of secrets shes hiding but i wish i cared <3











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Welcome to Rhoad Island

Fresh out the gate with Kelsy announcing she's a stay at home GIRLFRIEND who was in a comfortable open relationship was BALLSY. They are showing pictures of them together with his face cut out ... Its unfortunate because you can tell she loves him and knows he won't change, but is at the crossroads of wanting better for herself. Since she's a girlfriend, she walks away with no luxary home or pention...Perhaps why shes on the show ;)



Jo-Ellen starts talking about her husband with, "We met in high school... He was this hot Senior and I was this innocent Freshman... I chased him and I finally got him." Everyone wants to marry rich, until you have to get dragged through the dirt for it. Kinda self-depricating introduction but we carry on-



Rosie seems like a cutie pie, fun and bubbly. Her husband seems decent they both make good money and seem to invest equally. CUYUTEEEE



The lady who keeps saying she has soooo much fun with rosie seems to be sucking the life out of her though, or is insecure in her presence, one or the other. Alicia is her name, alledgedly she has been cool with rosie for 2 years, but is childhood best friends with Jo-hellen???



Ofc Jo-Hellen a swinger, did you see how her husband looks past her. She at the table talking about thankyou for tolorating me. Women never really sell me on the threesome, swinger shit. never seems like they actually want to, but for the love of their husband, they will.



Ashley seems fun, Rosie's actual speed. Tb shes married to jared who?? I love that she doesnt care that she dosent fit in, although they clearly want her to be inecure about it.



Maybe Rosie is the messy one, with her newscaster ass. Rosie just said I heard Jo-ellen say something mean and clocked her at a previous event. Only to turn around and be pesteringering her on her close friends' relationship status roomers. Jo-ellen keeps saying Idk Idk Idk, she clearly doesn't wanna annonce it. Rosie brings up the roomers again; she actually brought up a messy ass game to start with. Tb Never have I ever.

Rosie is annoying, you're genuinely nosy asf behind someone's back. When you can ask them directly. Someone calls you out, and now you wanna explode on them about them talking shit in the past, IN YOUR FACE? And how you're so above them by inviting and paying for a goodie bag at a tea party shoot YOU had to do anyway. Now youre crying abut how someone is trying to make you look bad, you made yourself look bad by starting off the conversation messily...???





















Ashley having a coffee shop is kinda on brand, when youre on a romace tv show you have to pivot... She said It dosent make as much money as they assumed but i wonder what that scale is like. She visited her husband at the shop, he was working at. As the owner :)...

Cute and they have two kids and seem less dysfunctional. Nevermind, Ashley annonced he be at the coffe shop more than home...mind you ts a coffee shop. He just hates home :(, She at the coffee counter talking about, "You go weeks without smiling... you can have a better life if you stop focusing on Audrey's" (the coffee shop)... or so you think babe



Rosie is messy and a liar now?? Now, Kesley in your face after you had a whole picnic centered around her, but aint invite her... Now Jo-Ellen brough it up, when I vividly remember rosie asking hows Kesley??? AND FOR WHAT



Wanting everyone to like her though, real asf



Delores and Liz seem so cute though, I see my future and its bright yall. She said she met her hg at a cannabis convention and I immediately knew what time they were on. She keeps mentioning the cannabis thing and that's how i know she's high asf right now. Delores got out the car and said we going STRAIGHT TO THE BAR, both they husbands obediant and they really dont mention em. HEALTHY. Delores brought her shades but liz eyes look low asf. I wish to find a chic cunt pair on glasses that don't look like I threw them on just cuz i was high, but they're actually cute asf.



Mind you the wheels are turning in Kelsy head after Jo-Ellen pulls her to the side to let her know. Rosie sees the conversation gets anxious, and every times shes even remotely close to Kelsy she tries to float away. Why are you scary bitch, you know you were being messy wtff. She played it off well though, as a fake concerned friend.



I alwyas wonder how the husbands feel about all this do they know when to tell their wife shes being too much, then i though- Mfs do wanna fuck after- n/a



Ocean State of Affair

Wish other familes welcomed a baby this way ... I suppose



That energy thing is such a silent killer, seeing Ashley genuinely tear up every time she talks about her husband's work situation, it hurts so bad for me. Although she says she knows it's not her fault, it still feels like her fault because he is unhappy. Which is why I say that energy sht is so important once the energy is off, it feels like your chasing the old high. Jo-Ellen does a great job telling her she need peace of mind, it's not the kids or needing a baby sitter its being at peace with your situation. Which she is not



Liz is actually bad asf, NOOO SHADE. She's mogging Kelsy, even though she's the oldest one. Her face surgery ate down



The fact that she came to dinner calling that girl a hoe for sleeping under a man for racks (the exact same thing she's doing) while simultaneously ignoring that he is still with her to this day. The camera cuts to them 1on1 talking- WAT happened with the divorce ...



















At first i felt bad for Kelsey, but after seeing her make her "Built-in cleaning lady" get the door for a friend she knew was coming. Forced a bad taste in my mouth, the real reason she cant leave that man is becayse shes made her whole personality "living in this 16 thoughsand square foot home alone-" and how she's not made for cooking, cleaning, or dishes but makes a joke to curl her cleaning lady's hair with a bottle opener... Hope she knows shes the least liked one. If she wasnt he would've at least pretended to be in a happy relationship with her ONCE though this time lapse. We seen everybody man but hers. Shes just like Ashley in the way that everytime she even thinks of her paid situationship, she cries.



good for kesley dating!



Sunday Nigh Fever Dream

Chy they was all debating if that man was still chatinf on that lady publicly drunk asf at sb party... eh